What Makes My Kids Cry Today

We were casually looking at cars online — just browsing.
Because our vehicle is starting to sound like it speaks in tongues… and not in a good way.

I mentioned we’d been eyeing a Genesis, and before I could even finish the sentence:

Oldest: “I want a Genesis.”
Second oldest: “I want an Exodus. Numbers.”
Oldest: “I want a Genesis.”
Second oldest: “You want the whole Old Testament?”
Oldest: “I want a Genesis.”
Second oldest: “I still want an Exodus.”

Just like that, my car ride from school became a full-on Bible-themed car dealership and my children were the sales team.

Some moms get kids who argue over snacks.
Mine argue over which book of the Bible makes the best luxury vehicle.

And honestly? I can’t even be mad. It’s kind of brilliant.