Middle son: “Do ants live in hills?” Me: “What?” Middle son: “Do ants live in hills?” Me: still confused Middle son: “DO ANTS LIVE IN HILLS?” Me: “Ohhh. Yes.” But I’ll be honest… The first three times I thought he was asking: “Do ants live in hell?” And honestly? Some of them probably came from…

The Yankees made a great catch. My oldest son: “Boo!” I turned to him, eyebrow raised. “Are you going for the Red Sox?” Without hesitation: “Yes, why?” I smiled. “No reason.” Then he hit me with this gem: “I don’t know what a Yankee is… but I have red socks at home!” 😆🙃 That right…

As everyone knows, I homeschool my kids. One morning back in 2019, my second oldest was doing an online science lesson. The topic? Energy. The teacher asked: “Do you have energy?” Him: “Yes I do!” Then the teacher followed up: “Where do you get your energy from?” And without thinking — without hesitation — I…